Will Walton and Charis Caputo
F*cker Came out of Nowhere
Oh it’s raining!
It is?
Mmhmm
Fucker came out of nowhere
holy shit!
It’s like pouring.
Woah, yeah.
…
Well I told you that
it’s all moss
no grass.
Can you
What happens if you sit on moss?
What happens if you sit on grass?
I’m trying to think about whether or not I would be
harming the moss
Well it’s your
yard, I mean
I think the moss will be ok
yard, I mean
I think the moss will be ok
You think the moss will understand?
Do you know if
by any chance
because of global climate change moss is having an
easier time of it?
I’m seeing more trees
with like a thin layer of green moss on them.
In a similar way
I wonder if um robins
you know, the birds
I wonder if robins are thriving.
by any chance
because of global climate change moss is having an
easier time of it?
I’m seeing more trees
with like a thin layer of green moss on them.
In a similar way
I wonder if um robins
you know, the birds
I wonder if robins are thriving.
You wonder if Robyn is thriving?
Shut up.
Like the Swedish singer?
…
Okay it’s like
Now it’s like sunny
What is going on?
You know
It was just one of those little downpours.
…
There’s so many things
I don’t understand about how the world functions.
It was just one of those little downpours.
…
There’s so many things
I don’t understand about how the world functions.
Do you think there’s anyone
who feels like they have a handle
on how the world functions?
Wait what were we talking about that led to that
that made me say that?
that made me say that?
Tomatoes
Oh tomatoes.
Oh right
and whether or not there were just
big farms
that had huge fields filled with tomato plants.
Yeah and I guess that just made me think like you know
cheesecrackers or something
anytime you see inside the cheesecracker factory
you see the machine that they’ve devised to squirt
cheese onto crackers and smoosh them together
something like that exists for practically
everything in your home.
Oh right
and whether or not there were just
big farms
that had huge fields filled with tomato plants.
Yeah and I guess that just made me think like you know
cheesecrackers or something
anytime you see inside the cheesecracker factory
you see the machine that they’ve devised to squirt
cheese onto crackers and smoosh them together
something like that exists for practically
everything in your home.
I guess it’s always astounding
anytime there’s an incredible specialization of knowledge
when you think about something like
a sommelier
who has to know about the soil composition
of every region in France
or whatever, you know, I mean
it doesn’t require you to know anything about the people of that region
even as deep and
as wide as it is
it still seems like
You’re living in a closet of knowledge.
You know?
anytime there’s an incredible specialization of knowledge
when you think about something like
a sommelier
who has to know about the soil composition
of every region in France
or whatever, you know, I mean
it doesn’t require you to know anything about the people of that region
even as deep and
as wide as it is
it still seems like
You’re living in a closet of knowledge.
You know?
We’re all living in a closet of knowledge.
Well no right, no
there’s no question about it.
We are all living in a closet of knowledge.
there’s no question about it.
We are all living in a closet of knowledge.
…
My god, it’s pouring.
What is New York even like now?
I was biking last night at sunset
between the curfew
and the protests
and then
I swear I saw bars with people drinking in them
and right next to it there’s like
places that are boarded up you know?
It stopped raining by the way and now it’s sunny.
Ahah
Um
Okay
Um
Okay
I’m not making this up.
I know I know
I believe you.
At least your plants will be happy.
I believe you.
At least your plants will be happy.
Yeah they’re really happy.
But in my experience
they’re not as delicate as people say they are.
I know you
I gave you guidelines and you
Took them much more seriously than I take them.
Well I mean
because they were guidelines!
you didn’t say like
do whatever you want.
You were like it needs to be watered
you were like here’s what you have to do.
because they were guidelines!
you didn’t say like
do whatever you want.
You were like it needs to be watered
you were like here’s what you have to do.
You treated the
You treated my orchids so much better than you treated me
Shhh
Hahaha
Um
Hahaha
Um
It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.
I don’t know if they
I don’t know if the orchids would agree.
Thank god orchids can’t talk.
…
[Sounding far away]:
I’m not.
[Laughing]
I’m not.
I’m not.
I’m right here.
Are you falling asleep?
No.
